Within the next couple of weeks there will be a new Millie minigame: Millie Megavolte Arena. You pick a character (Millie, Lance, Anne, or Kilzek) and play in one of two modes: Slaughter Mode and Survival Mode. Slaughter Mode gives points based on how many enemies you kill and Survival Mode is, well, survival without any health pickups.

If all goes according to plan it will be part of Hooked Media Group's big ol' launch thing. They're basically a competitive-casual model with leaderboards and all that. So, when it comes out, play the game to get the highest scores you can. Or don't, I don't really give a shit. Arena will also be a minigame available on the Millie site through Fallen Hero so you can play it there too if you hate capitalism or the casual gaming industry.

Now for the "Other Shit" the title proclaimed. At some point I might be offering special Millie Megavolte clay figurines for sale. If you feel like plonking down some money on funny little trinkets that nobody but you will be able to truly appreciate, you'll be very happy. Since I'll be making them you can request any character you want posing however you want. Obviously I'll post picutres of my work so you can decide if it's a waste of money or not. Hint: It won't be.

Oh yeah, and this post wouldn't be complete without mentioning the voice actors Tori Kamal and Snowfender. If you haven't given them any love yet, do so now. I'll wait.

http://www.torikamal.com/
http://www.freewebs.com/snowfender

I got tired of not having something even vaguely offensive as my front newspost so here. Happy Thursday when it comes.

So you've played the games here on Newgrounds and weren't impressed. Understandable. But what you DON'T know is that the games have been polished and condensed into one nut-bustingly good super-game over on the official website. Cutscenes voiced by awesome people Alison Ho and Tori Kamal. Travel between the main game areas. Three save files. Naked sweaty flesh. Wait, what?

Go play it. Here's some fan art from Michelle Foessl:

Millie 6 Part 1 jumps right into the thick of things with a duel between Millie and Lance. After his defeat, Lance explains his intentions but not much is said. So what exactly happened in the kingdom of Ohnmouthe that led to a fight to the death?

"The King and Lance" will answer that silly question. With his world falling apart around him, Lance lashes out in ways that defy the very core of his character. Oh yeah, and the animation will be better too.

Features the amazing voice acting talents of Tori Kamal and Snowfender.

At some point in my blissful day of being the greatest gift from God the planet has received it occured to me that some of my games may have slight flaws in them.

Until now.

I holding an open beta for Millie 6. Go to the site, read some stuff, give feedback about how bullshit the game is. For a great example, see Enzo03's review for Millie 6 Part 2.

You can read more about the beta here.

Mmm-hmmm.

If you don't know what's happening since Part 1, go watch the spiffy video with voicework by Snowfender and Tori Kamal.

Something's wrong in the depths and you're out to fix it up--with VIOLENCE. Venture down and see that the Guard isn't Millie's only problem anymore.

You should totally play it when it's done because it looks like this:

Sometime soon after the final part of Millie 6 is wrapped up there will be a site redesign and a compilation disc release.

The site will play like one big video game. Personal saves, options, Bragging Rights, unlocks, and all the other fun stuff. The entire game will be available to play for free on the website. However, by buying the compilation disc, you get the following bonuses:
-NO DOWNLOAD TIMES. The files tend to be rather large so playing online can easily become a pain in the ass when you need to load a new part every ten minutes.
-High quality audio (128kb/stereo as opposed to 64kb/mono) along with extended versions of some songs
-Mini-booklet containing all sorts of neato stuff
-The pride of giving me money

Once the compilation is done I may be looking into porting the game to other platforms like XNA or other somesuch. So, if you're reading this and are good at that sort of thing, drop me a line and I'll keep you in mind.

Oh yeah, and I'm sorry everything takes me so long. Even though it takes a while it'll always get done eventually.

I'll be posting "Betrayed, Only Not Really" and Part 2 here on Newgrounds when Part 2 is closer to being done.

I honestly don't expect them to do very well but it's my way of drumming up a little exposure for the (soon-to-be) Millie 6 adventure mode on milliemegavolte.com. It's more about the site now than the simple releases, I guess.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and along with the adventure mode I'll be redesigning the site. Universal save files, options, achievements, all that garbage. It'll be fun and stuff.

Check it:

http://www.milliemegavolte.com/bonr.ht m

Fine work by Snowfender and Tori Kamal.